chode bum

A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.

"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"

by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014

chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.

"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."

by Altman be praised August 26, 2014

chode muncher

Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.

"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
":("

by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014

choadwrinkle

When age defiined choad wrinkles are counted , they can be used to accurately determine the age of the specimen in relation to his stress levels. Similar to the rings found on the trunks of many trees. A wrinkle that commonly appears on the "choad" region of the male body. The choad is a small area of skin between the anus and scrotum or between the vagina and anus. This area is also referred to as a "taint." Example given : "Taint your balls!", "Taint your asshole!" , TIS YOUR TAINT!

I know she was 18!! I counted her choadwrinkle twice!

by AnonymousTexasUser August 7, 2015

chode

a small , fat, baby dick.

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.

by ayebae22 November 22, 2015

Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.

Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.

by pablopooop January 8, 2016

chode nut

A person who is being rude/ a little bitch

hey john is such a chode nut

by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016