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cake stand 

The act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a mass amount of said cake's contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.
I just did a cake stand and now I'm horribly full of cake and frosting.
cake stand by Dan Logan June 15, 2006
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cut that cake 

man i cut that cake last night!

arkansas wedding cake 

After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake
arkansas wedding cake by mosyntax December 27, 2007

The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.
Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

Pamela Cheese Cake 

A Pamela Cheese Cake is when you are having boob sex but you flip it around so your ass is in her face and she starts to eat your ass while you titty fuck her.
Sebastian: So last night I Pamela Cheese Caked my girlfriend.

Jacob: Cool how does your butt feel?
In my neck of the woods, cakeboy was always used as a term referring to a male who spent wayyy too much time on his hair, regardless of whether he was gay or not. Also refers to men who use excessive amounts of hair product.
Check out the cakeboy...his hair wouldn't move in a wind tunnel.
cakeboy by Erik Underwood June 11, 2007
When a female has a very large butt (largrer then normal.)
Nigga did you see that girls ass , she got a cake
cake by tintinkbabbii November 12, 2010