Anal beads

Anal beads is a sex toy. Small soft balls on a line used to shove up the ass and back out to cause pleasure.

"wanna play with the anal beads?"

by milk that your dad never got February 9, 2022

Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.

Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."

by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022

Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut

Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard

by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022

soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Nigga beads

Nigga beads - a hair style black people can get when their hair is cut but not cared for

You see Jordan’s hair? Bro got nigga beads

by Gutterboysouz April 19, 2022

race beard

A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.

See also: queer beard

"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."

by secretuser420 May 7, 2022

Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads

I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party

by Freezer pop May 25, 2022