crunchy asshole 

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

crunchy asshole by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

shalow asshole 

A guy who only cares about himself

"I don't mean to sound like a shalow asshole but I'm really good at football."

shalow asshole by LiL Toxic November 29, 2018

american asshole 

the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!

jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!

american asshole by Smeethy November 16, 2020

My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.

My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.

My Asshole Burns Moment by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020

Bleached Asshole 

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

Bleached Asshole by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022

social media asshole

A person who is cool in real life but is a asshole on social media. Usually mean, pessimistic, judgmental and paranoid.

Jane is usually nice but she's a social media asshole on facebook

social media asshole by Honeyedpisces July 12, 2015

rip him another asshole 

to rib the fuck outta someone. to embarrass them so bad they shit themselves. him can be anyone not just a guy.

I swear to god i’m going to rip him another asshole lol.

rip him another asshole by mdadddedldydnd February 27, 2018