April 16 

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

April 16 by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020

April 30 

People born on April 30 are bad bitches, superior, and awesome

If you are friends with someone who was born on April 30 you are lucky

April 30 by Taurusbitch November 13, 2020

april 6 

National give your friend(Vanessa) love!

april 6 is the best day ever!

april 6 by anonymous November 17, 2020

April 13 

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born

Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too

April 13 by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 9, 2020

APRIL 23rd 

Spoil the people that were born on this day

Me:can I have some Jordan’s

Mom:no
Me:it’s April 23rd

APRIL 23rd by anonymous December 11, 2020

April 28th 

Most weird person ever. But you’re still a good person I swear... You’re also ugly also pretty.

Person 1 : Are you born April 28th??
Person 2 : No why?

Person 1 : Well you’re not pretty so you must be only ugly 😏

April 28th by Corvette Corvette December 12, 2020

April 13th 

National Soldier TF2 day. To commemorate Rick May's death on the same day, it is encouraged to play the Soldier class when you play

Guys it's April 13th, everyone pick Soldier!

April 13th by Sigmini December 13, 2020