by shmallison May 9, 2014
Get the reverse muffin topmug. A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.
-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
by PullOverSir March 20, 2020
Get the mop top saladmug. The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
by ~Easy E April 14, 2014
Get the Stove-Top Nastymug. A group of smashingly talented young men who consistently quote the movie "Top Gun" throughout their day, every day. These individuals can be seen commenting on things like car accidents and saying phrases like, "you don't own that! the taxpayers do!" or "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".
"Hey, you know Brian, Victor, Shane, and Wyatt?"
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
by BAMF^2 December 16, 2011
Get the Team Top Gunmug. Omg mate I went to the fair last week with Nancy and I took her to the top of the Ferris wheel at the top of the Ferris wheel.
by cooljonesey November 2, 2015
Get the top of the ferris wheelmug. A game invented one cold night by Mando, Catherine, Claudio, Sammy, Diego, and Andrew
It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.
The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.
It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.
The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.
Mando: Hey you all wanna play America's top bartender?
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1
by lisa drive January 10, 2010
Get the america's top bartendermug. A mop top allstar is a woman who is extremely good at giving blow jobs, and has been elevated to the Allstar roster.
Dan - "Damn, that girl is so busted! What were you thinking?"
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
by A$$holius March 29, 2015
Get the Mop top allstarmug.