When a dude dangles his cock expectantly (at face-level), waiting for it to be wanked. The penis is usually imagined to be swinging and flopping around simultaneously. Synonymous to: wangle.
by tallz July 14, 2012
To be absolutely screwed over
"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017
it is self explanatory when you splooge over a birds tit and it runs down the nipples,
also used when playing slender the arrival and u shit urself
also used when playing slender the arrival and u shit urself
by bung the booce November 13, 2014
Masterbating in a caravan
by Lanky cass July 12, 2017
The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'
It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
by mikkel the great May 28, 2011
by JakeShears June 17, 2021
When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves
Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"
Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
by Fuckmegently July 30, 2015