Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.

"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."

by Ffej16 January 27, 2016

texas seven

7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed

The texas seven were pretty badass until them dumbasses killed someone

by latinojodido April 7, 2016

texas booty sauce

The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.

Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food

by Deathbybacon April 7, 2016

texas sore throat

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.

Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.

by The original STD June 22, 2019

Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out

Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

Texas tornado

When you shit and piss into a blender.

Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.

by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

texas lemonade

Sticky piss found on every public toilet.

Dude, the Texas Lemonade gave me the herps!

by Botta Bing July 26, 2019