National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

Dick tunnel

When the dick interns the hurry pussy

can I give you a dick tunnel

by Marioqueshalovedick May 11, 2016

Dick

smth you suck

smd yeah suck my dick

by lexiissexy March 10, 2022

Dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so right around his penis that it bulges out around the seam creating a weggie I’m in his dick and pants

DUDE what’s with the dick wedge?!
When Jacob sat down he had a major dick wedge.

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

Little Big Dick

When someone is being a jack ass and is overly cocky in themself.

Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,

by dumb skanks October 18, 2020

vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing

She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach

by Piezog June 9, 2016