I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 25, 2023
A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
by Literallynoideadude September 23, 2023
A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis
Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn
Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn
Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick
by da gooose November 25, 2022
The term for a pornstar or only fans content creator who doesn't show their face but only their body.
by JFresh923 June 04, 2020
Yo man did you see (input name) video last night. Yea man that dick on a stick really rammed her in.
by JFresh923 June 04, 2020
by phoehm November 14, 2016