banker dick

The kind of dick you find out in the club on a Wednesday, frequents equinox, gets bottle service, refers to all his male friends as bruh....

Ang was late again for work, she busy with that banker dick all night....

by Dirt Dee November 14, 2019

Danny Dick

Similar to Dad Dick but bigger. Aka monster hog. Generally reserved for golf course usage.

I don’t want to Danny Dick a seven iron over the green again

-LaurBun

by JoeyDick69 March 10, 2024

Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"

by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

small dick

a person who makes you feel like you are ugly

‘Razvan made me feel really ugly while we were together’
‘He must have a small dick!’

by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020

residue dick

The understanding of the likelyhood of every adult hand has touched a dick through unique circumstances and is now pass said dick residual.

After Bernard shook hands with Jennifer, he looked at his hand afraid of the possible residue dick residing.

by Yomama beaverhausen December 20, 2023

Dick Slit

Vagina

Her Dick Slit was oozing!

by trebou October 25, 2009