waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

A Dick

Yeah, no, I'm GONNA be one.... You know I'm gonna be one! Look at the shit around me!

Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2023

Dick

The most tasty treat your succelent lips may taste

Dick is yummy

by hellohibyemerci July 11, 2023

Dick gobblers

The lines made by high cheekbones. This is seen commonly during a blowjob. It indicates great dick sucking ability.

When you see lines on a girls face and you guess that she is good at sucking dick.

When talking about girls, you use the term dick gobblers. But when joking about blowjobs you use gobblers

Jamaican accent: “you know man she sucking my dick bro””man, she got those DICK GOBBLERS”

by Dick n baus July 12, 2023

thug dick

The genitalia belonging to a "thug" of the male variety. Often 8 inches or more.

"I got this thug dick cuh *starts swinging*."

by thugshaker9000 July 14, 2023

Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.

Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023

Snow dick

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.

Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.

by Bobahotep July 14, 2023