Preston heritages dick

Means something is very small.

Look, that is smaller than Preston heritages dick.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

Danny Dick

Similar to Dad Dick but bigger. Aka monster hog. Generally reserved for golf course usage.

I don’t want to Danny Dick a seven iron over the green again

-LaurBun

by JoeyDick69 March 10, 2024

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.

Dam i just took a dick shit!

by Bruno the bull. July 10, 2018

concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******

Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!

by meeeeeeeeeee. August 2, 2018

Decline Dick December

For people who failed NNN or people who want to challenge themselves further after winning NNN

Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”

by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020