Snicker Dick

When you pull out a shit covered dick after having anal.

"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."

by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019

Dick

Something you dont have

Karen why are you leaving,Honey you dont have a dick

by Fuckmedaddaddywithrooster April 21, 2019

Dick

Dick, Dick is a penis.

Dayum that dick last night was great.

by Smexy 😩 May 27, 2021

National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.

You bitch dick on a titty stick!

by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017

MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.

You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021

quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.

"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."

by Brownblood March 17, 2023