dick whif

When a person is seated and a third party walks past with a penis at face level, the penis is 'whiffed' or the aroma is detected in ones nostrils.

"Shit! Just got a massive dick whif" "Can you smell that dick whif?"

by QueenOfRices April 2, 2016

Stick-A-Dick

What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)

I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick

by Silvansea August 1, 2022

Dick whipped

Monique & Madeline

Isn’t it how sad Monique & Madeline are dick whipped? RIP

by Momooooooe January 19, 2021

sugoma dick

say kid among us backwards

I love sugoma dicks

by anonymous February 23, 2024

concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******

Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!

by meeeeeeeeeee. August 2, 2018

Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

Big Dick Civic

A term to describe any Honda Civic, as a way of acknowledging the huge cock that the owner must have in order to own and drive a car as prestigious and esteemed as a Civic.

"Dude did you get a big dick civic?"
"Ya bro its insane my dick grew like 7 inches"
"Damn, I'm still stuck with my fucking Accord"

by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018