“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

by Spraknar November 25, 2017

by Lucas Scott Cutting June 2, 2016

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE
girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.
by DickGirl January 7, 2020

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.
Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.
by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023
