Dick Riggered

When you get dicked so hard you fall asleep immediately.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.

Damn, he rocked me so hard last night, I got a case of the dickermortis. The ol' dick down. I was full on dick riggered.

by HulkSlogans October 16, 2021

Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together

"Let's go to dick church."

by Constrain December 6, 2017

Chla Dick

A penis / male infected with Chlamydia. Usually transmitted through penetration, altho in rarer cases Chla Dick can be so toxic that is transmitted through their “witty”banter.

Enough of your Chla dick. Infecting half of Klute was bad enough but your unusual discharge has now bought down 90% of Hatfield ‘s finest men .

by Wedwow November 6, 2023

Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at

Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes

by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019

dick

1. a mans (a) penis (b) cock or (c) dingaling
2. usually the male equivalent of an insult like “bitch”

it might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was eleven inches - ayesha erotica
that guy is such a dick

by anti misogynist February 18, 2025

dick

something you can’t get

sofia said i’m a dick so i turned and said exactly i ent summit u can get

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Dick

A weapon used to produce into women’s targets

My dick went in a girls hole

by @_nestor2krazy October 26, 2019