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vacation dick

A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday
Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"
by humzyz June 17, 2016
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Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
by gunplanexus July 14, 2020
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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right on dick

this means ok but in a cornish way
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bob: where you to dick
ed; aldi shag
bob: right on dick
by cornishkid July 1, 2022
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freshman dirty dick down

When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman
“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”
by KronKrootleBooted May 20, 2018
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Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.
“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”
by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022
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vacation dick

A huge penis that you wouldn't want to use every single day. Its a special occasion thing. Opposite to boyfriend penis/dick.
"I totally got some Vacation Dick last night"
by EIA Revision Group June 17, 2016
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