Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.

"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"

by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017

National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!

“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’

by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022

Dick

Something guys compare the length of and something that girls pull and suck off.

That dick is so long I just want to put my lips over is and suck it so hard.

by Wonkey Donkey July 14, 2021

vacation dick

The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.

Girl i met this guy , he had a vacation dick it was so good, mandingo material!

by big dick weed racer eraser June 13, 2016

Dick

Dick is a slang word the means penis or

It is a thing to eat or what you can call someone

Daughter :can I eat your dick

Dad:sure sorry it’s really big it’s raw so eat it its on the stovetop
Daughter : 🤤 yummy

by XboxkidJr April 13, 2022

borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes

girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

by dildochick2054 September 2, 2019

slap dick

A modern way to tell a nigga to fuck off

Amy: Hey how are you
Jaquan: Bitch why the fuck u bothering me slap dick

by NiggahCat October 24, 2020