American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022

Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.

"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"

by Mindy B. April 24, 2008

Dick

Long thing used in pornography something I did last night with ur women

My Dick Is Longer Than Urs. No Ask Your Women

by Hshshshsnsis November 2, 2021

dick

penis

i have a big dick

by bifler lol May 21, 2022

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla November 18, 2015

Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.

"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"

by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017

Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.

“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “

by eflexalot January 4, 2020