Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.

"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."

by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018

big dick bitner

Long daddy dick bitner

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by Daddy rastaaaaaa January 7, 2018

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

nic dick

biohazard semen due to a nasty ass nic addiction. tastes like battery acid and will give u bv.

his shit was foul ik he got nic dick

by h3rb June 10, 2022

Dick rider

Used to describe a teacher's pet. Someone who gets special treatment (from a teacher for example) and does things to please people sometimes.

That girl is such a dick-rider. She acts like a teacher's pet.

Dick rider people

by cecehelps.org January 15, 2024

Dick-tac

When you put a tic tac in your dick hole before a blowjob for a pleasant blast of flavor!

Brandon dick-tacced me, it was a amazing surprise of orange flavor!

by Yimmmmmsayin December 13, 2018

Dick Powder

Dried shit. On your dick. Nothing more to add.

"Bro, I forgot to wash after i pulled out last night, I got dick powder covering me."

by Rina Glass March 27, 2022