vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

dick exercise

An exercise where you exercise you penis so that it gets bigger when it’s hard

Because he did so many dick exercises, he can lift 150lbs with his cock!

by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023

Dick

You don’t have one

No dick looken ass

by Masterlolik November 4, 2019

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021

dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

Dick and balls

A word used to describe Nazis in WW2 by the Americans

'Hitler is really Dick And Balls, Jim'

by a world war 2 fan October 18, 2022