dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

Dick head month

Dick head month is in May it's when u can mess around and be a dips hit

Stop acting like a dick head before I slap u

Yay its dick head month

by Daddy draco September 30, 2020

Honey dick

A dick where the forskin exceeds the length and girth of the meat of the penis. This kind of dick resembles a honey stick, and henceforth a “honey dick”.

“Omg! Alexander Platsen has got such a honey dick!”

by Ass-mus February 26, 2021

manorville dick cough

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.

daniel has manorville dick cough

by enowneaknw September 25, 2021

Urban Dick

When you dunno dy wordz and u gotta searchz in za urban dictionary. And also when urban is dick.

Daquan: „U dont understood it? Go and serch it, ya urban dick!“

Lincoln: „you urban dick! Searchin tjings in tha urban dic...“

by Al Daquan April 14, 2019

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024