Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.
How was your date the other night?
“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”
“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”
by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019
Get the Dull Dickmug. guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024
Get the Toji dick ridermug. A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said
In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus
by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021
Get the Dick lupusmug. This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
Get the I hate you so much go suck a dickmug. A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
Get the floppy dickmug. where you get a knife stab a dude in the dick then twist the knife into the dick like a purple nurple
by bad_vxibes July 8, 2021
Get the Dick Nurplemug. Another word for penis.
by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017
Get the Dickmug.