concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******

Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!

by meeeeeeeeeee. August 2, 2018

Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

Decline Dick December

For people who failed NNN or people who want to challenge themselves further after winning NNN

Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”

by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020

beemer dick

An old rich stuck up dumbass old man that drives a bunch of beemers.

Dude that beemer dick was trying to hit on my girl.

by Poweroffire July 5, 2022

Dick

Slang for penis

The person reading this has a small dick

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

Dick Stim

When you injection stimulants into your dick

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet

by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018