Dunked your cooter

a localized version of “putting your foot into”something” / “she put her whole pussy into that,” doing the most

Wow Steve, this latte is so good! You really dunked your cooter into that!”

by amxd December 9, 2022

Chicken in your plughole

The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.

Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!

by It’s_Ok_On_Tuesday April 11, 2021

down on your dick

it means to be in a low position in life , like you hit rock bottom.

it means to hit rock bottom “you was down on your dick 5 years ago but you up now!”

by janedaqsonn May 26, 2021

Suck Your Mum

"Suck your mum" is a term used to offend others. It originated in London and is widely used throughout all of Britain.

Roadman 1: Oi you likkle pussio, I heard you man been chatting shit

RoadBoy 1: Suck your mum bruv. I ain't no pussio to chat like that. If you gwarn start beef then lets do it.

PROCEED TO FIGHT..

by OfficialRoadBoyOneAndOnly June 23, 2018

slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

your granny tranny

A roast or one’s mother’s mother in saying she is transgender.

Carl-“your dad lesbian”
Lug-“your granny tranny”
Carl-*dies*

by Salty Dry March 11, 2018

moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009