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wank

Something (to describe as) bad.
by Vorphy_101 July 9, 2024
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The Wank Dance

A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.
Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012
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Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020
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Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over
I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day
by L892 August 20, 2025
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Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!
Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless
by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020
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Wank

My ship of walter x Hank from breaking bad
"My favourite ship is wank"
by Oman247 November 23, 2021
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Wank-while

Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".
That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.

She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.
by Dimickun March 22, 2016
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