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Twat

Someone who over excessively sends pointless tweets every 5 seconds.
Becky on Twitter:

-Just woke up!
-about to get in the shower!
-blow drying my hair!
-what to wear what to wear?
-eating pancakes!
-in my car!
-halfway to school!
-at school!
-in first block!
-ETC.

Rachel on her phone:
OMGGGG! Becky is such a friggen Twat!
by purtyyyyygirlllllll November 14, 2010
mugGet the Twatmug.

twat peddler

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp
"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."
by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008
mugGet the twat peddlermug.

twat

The past tense of a spectacularly bad tweet.
That dick just twat that boys cant code
by danmux November 1, 2017
mugGet the twatmug.

Twat-Trinket

The lint that is sometimes left in the crevices of a woman's twat folds after wiping with certain toilet tissues.
Greg: "Ashley is fun to mess around with, but everytime i eat her out, I find all her twat-trinkets stuck in my beard!"

Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
mugGet the Twat-Trinketmug.

Twat

Twat, a strike were your fingers flail from a clench fist to strike you target with a whipping motion, twat resembles the sound made on connection
Tramp:"G'is yer kebab"
Twat master:"fuck off *twats tramp right between the eyes*"
by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014
mugGet the Twatmug.

yo swat a twat

Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.
Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*
by itsjustnils March 14, 2018
mugGet the yo swat a twatmug.

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.
"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."
by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016
mugGet the twat buzzardmug.

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