twat

A twat is a person that annoys you or is a person you don't like

You are such a twat

by vintage.sign July 06, 2022

Twat

To post an update on Twitter.

Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid.

Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that!

by BananaRampage August 30, 2011

Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021

TWAT

A hybrid employee who only works in the office on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Downtown’s so quiet on Fridays when the TWAT crowd isn’t around.

by FRANKLIN🙂 February 13, 2024

Twat

Someone named John Michael Green

John Michael Green is a fucking twat.

by AC Troubleshooter September 04, 2019

TWAT

A twat is a Pregnant Goldfish

That girl looks like a twat! Stating she looks like a pregnant goldfish

by Litzoh February 15, 2019

Twat

1) A vulgar way to refer to women's genitals .

2) A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious .

3) In British English, to hit or punch someone.

'Yesterday I went to the gynecologist to have my twat checked'

'I can't stand her, she is a twat'

'I want to twat her, but I also don't want to get in trouble'

by Anonymous ッ October 27, 2019