Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat

A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.

12 Y/o Freak: Im d beeeeest, dont f*** with me, u twat!
Tom: Holy fuck, its a Brit!

by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017

Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

Twat

Twat, a strike were your fingers flail from a clench fist to strike you target with a whipping motion, twat resembles the sound made on connection

Tramp:"G'is yer kebab"
Twat master:"fuck off *twats tramp right between the eyes*"

by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

yo swat a twat

Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.

Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*

by itsjustnils March 14, 2018