wet threat

A threat with implied sexual intent.

"Suck my ass," she said. "Well," he said, "I'll take that as a wet threat."

by kattertatter December 13, 2016

Wet Wallet

When you finger a girl to near orgasm and then preform a Backbreaker on her.

Guy 1: so I went over to her house and gave her the Wet Wallet .
Guy 2: what the hell dude, did you at least take her to the hospital?

Guy 1: Uhh...

by TheOnlineGuy69 March 11, 2018

Wet Surprise

When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.

Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!

by n-bomb September 20, 2015

That bitch wet

that bitch wet is when you see something sickening such as a bad female or a nice ass car or shoes. It's like saying "bad"but you'd rather be wet than bad.

"Damn johnny did you see taleighsha today, that bitch wet. "

"Jacob did you see that blacked out maybach?"
"Yeah man that bitch was wet"

by Tylr97 March 22, 2017

wet sweatshirt

my favorite insult atm.

William: hey girl *lip bite* you’re looking fine ash today *more intense lipbite*
Kaitlyn: stfu you’re literally built like a wet sweatshirt.

by N0T.ME March 7, 2021

Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

wet stoink

An unfortunate case of the dreaded crusty earlobe syndrome, usually accompanied by a foul odor like that of pickled eggs

Yo Marry, take care of wet stoink before coming back to work tomorrow! That’s trifling!

by Bert Da Chimp January 31, 2018