If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

v1nce the great 

a chad with the ball size of infinite universes. a pinnacle peak of human and or extra terrestrial knowledge. known for his mass murder of furries and relentless punches more powerful than the tightest supernovas in this expansive universe. no furries stand up to him and his power can change the reality and time of all furries here. if there is a planet of furries, v1nce will travel there to an instant and turn it into his empirical castle of chadness . he will leave no furries alive and on this observable universe. furries in other universes, watch out.

Hello! let's bingewatch v1nce the great.
oh you mean the guy with the ball power of 10 supernovas?
yes!
hes so good my dad came back with milk to watch him!
my mom wants to do sexual intercourse with him some day
he gets all the girls, even the little ones!
ikr!

v1nce the great by toolittleforchads1 April 21, 2022

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Visit the store 

Something Urban Dictionary wants you to do so you can buy their $24.00, $25.00, $30.00, and $48.00 items for your husband Karen.

UrbDic: Visit the store!
...
UrbDic: VISIT THE STORE.

Visit the store by Humanish October 2, 2020

Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.

Venis The Micro Penis by Gar Grim January 12, 2019

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master 

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.

"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

Vash The Stampede 

Vash the Stampede is a legendary gunman from the anime Trigun. He’s reputation is not correct to his character. He will never kill anyone or let any one die in any circumstance no matter how the situation looks. There is only one person he has killed, and he is ever remorseful. Vash is a person that every one fears and no one be leaves that he is Vash because he is nothing like his reputation of destroying entire towns if he wants to, and killing thousands on a whim. He will intimidate any one to save a life.

"Total Slaughter,
Total Slaughter.
I won't leave a single man alive.

La de da de dai,
Genocide.
La de da de duh,
An ocean of blood.

Let's begin the killing time."
-Vash

Vash The Stampede by VMVash April 20, 2005