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chief&skeet

The action of simoultaneously reaching orgasm while taking a more than commonly large hit of pot, with the intention to take advantage of the momentary numbness & lung power to avoid the rough of it.

Commonly used to pratice and surpass threshold of pain for skilled smokers.
1. Man, I chief&skeeted so hard, barely felt a thing other than cumming.
by Celo green January 4, 2017
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fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.
"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."
by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017
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top sheeter

Somebody who looks only at the top sheet in a file and assumes what they are looking for isn't there.
by Kdupes May 24, 2017
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pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing
Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet
by eemocham June 7, 2017
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canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.
I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.
by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017
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color sheet bombed

when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.
"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."
by cantchooseaname December 15, 2017
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Submerged Skeet

A derogatory term against Dutch people, skeet (sperm) referring to their abundance of prostitutes, and submerged because a large portion of the country is completely below sea level and at Poseidon's mercy.
I had a dutch customer in my restaurant last week, guy ate here with his whole family for 200$ and didn't tip, those Submerged Skeet's are all the same
by gayshitposter February 5, 2018
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