Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

Saucy Sausage Dip

The act of a guy having anal sex after she has defecated without wiping her asshole. After he pulls his faeces-covered penis out of her anus he makes her suck it clean

“Yeah Joel and Grace hit it off hard last night, you should have heard then. I even think they had a little Saucy Sausage Dip”

by megacockmuncher October 31, 2021

Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 22, 2022

Anus Sausage

An Anus Sausage is when someone has a droopy anus, that of pink sock. The part on the anus that falls out when being butt-fucked too much.

Look at that man's anus! It looks like a big pink anus sausage is coming out of it!

by theoneandonlyoriginalbitch!FU June 17, 2012

P.m. Sausage

When your little sister cooks sausages at 9pm

"ow damnit, I just burned my finger on the pan while making p.m. sausages"

by Raunchy Blaster March 31, 2024