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Ham sandwich moment 

The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.

This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"

House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"

House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
Ham sandwich moment by Oreopie January 20, 2009
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cucunter sandwich 

1. a creative way to call some bitch a cunt
2. a cunt worthy enough to have a sandwich named after her
3. a female cock blocker
Guy one: Yo dude, did you get that girl to hook up with you?

Guy two: Nah man, she was a wicked cucunter sandwich. She wouldnt even open her legs for a 3 legged dog.

Turkish Sandwich 

A group sex configuration where by multiple people are seated on each other's lap, in a stacked manner.
Example: Mary was seated on Paul's knee, Sally was seated on Mary's knee, and Joe was seated on Sally's knee.
Ian Fleming described this as a Turkish Sandwich when describing a particularly close knit group at a managerial board meeting where secretaries were seated on their bosses's knee.

Hot Sandwich 

Someone who reeks and tastes of ass; essence of ass.
He / she is a hot sandwich
Hey look at lance. I heard he is a total Hot sandwich.
Hot Sandwich by KUBan November 22, 2016

Toast sandwich

a toast sandwich is a suPreMe sAndWicH which has two breads around a toast. Tastes amazing.Seriously whoever invented this is a fucking GENIUS. I will highly suggest all the children of god to try it. well even filths can this sandwich does not discriminate. i tried this sandwich yesterday and it was quite a liberating experience. would def recommend y’all to try it:) and if you don’t then satan will shit on your penis face;)
🧡🤡🥪🤡❤️😍🥰😘 toast sandwich is bae

blue cheese sandwich 

it is the combonation of two somamuscle relaxer), and one bluesvalium. the blues is the cheese and the soma is the bread. i luv em. makes me feel like super ultra mega man. for higher tolerance poppers, i suggest the double blue cheese sandwich. talk about good times. try avoid driving tho because i personally know 3 people that get the munchies and crash their car because blue cheese sandwiches give you mad munchies but makes you slow motion while driving. not a good combe but blue cheese is 4 sho.
sweet, i am in no pain after poppin that blue cheese sandwich. i think im goin for the double blue cheese sandwich and then im going to burgerknig for some grumb and then pass out for about 14 hours. i feel bad for those people who have never tried these blue cheese sandwiches. they work wonders!

Sittin' on a ham sandwich

Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.