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ukraine and russia war thing 

war thing that is bad and why it exists is not known to me because idc lol

also the
ukraine and russia war thing is bad

Russian Sunrise 

When a girl pours vodka and orange juice in her vagina while on her period and squirts it at you (after you have had sex with her)
Guy #1: "Dude that chick is a freak"
Guy #2: "What happened?"
Guy#1: "The last guy she was with got a Russian Sunrise to the face."

Russian Thanksgiving

A cocktail invented by B. Ramsey in the fall of 2010 consisting of equal parts Wild Turkey 101 and any shelf vodka and a splash of cranberry.
Man, those Russian Thanksgivings we had last night totally fucked me up!
Russian Thanksgiving by ilike806 December 18, 2012

russian snowmobile 

Its is when 2 guys are having sex and he sticks it in the other mans ass and he slides down the stairs.... Ouch thats gotta hurt
Wanna go sliding down the stairs on our russian snowmobile jimmy?
russian snowmobile by ryguy998 December 23, 2013

Russian hammer 

While receiving a blowjob you pull out before you cum and smack the forehead of the person giving you head.
Loren: I was getting a blowjob and I pulled out and gave her a Russian Hammer right before I came!
Russian hammer by Jefflane April 25, 2017

speak russian 

To give a blow job, usually while talking in tongues.
Get on your knees and speak russian
speak russian by Dysfunctionaldud November 10, 2006