beyond ultra retarded 

The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.

John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.

beyond ultra retarded by Samarium November 23, 2020

retardism 

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself

¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨

retardism by Ca2en September 15, 2017

retarditis 

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.

Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.

retarditis by C Had May 9, 2006

Mental retardation

Anti-vaxxer

Hi I'm an anti vaxxer. I have the highest form of mental retardation.

Mental retardation by FuttBucker_imautistic April 29, 2019

Retarded boobs 

Boobs at extremeties i.e right boob extremely apart from the left boob

Ana has retarded boobs

Retarded boobs by International expedetioner June 16, 2018

my computer is acting retarded 

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

my computer is acting retarded by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex

When a man, laying flat on his back, is having sex with a women who is sitting on top and facing forward. Right at the very moment when the man is about/during to cum, the woman surprises the man with a full force punch to the solar plexus, aka the middle of the chest. This with cause the mans face to contort and his arms to pull into his chest; like a retarded T-Rex.

It was Stacie man, she pulled a Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex on me last night and I haven't been able to breath right since.

Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex by Genis9000 March 12, 2011