pie my rye

when you laugh so hard you jizz your pants

“oh my god you just made me pie my rye”

by mega_lad_zeke February 6, 2023

Ohio Pot Pie

When two men or women has diarrhea into a pan, while the other man/woman pisses into it at the same time, and then mixing it together into an unholy brew of shit and piss, and then bakes it in the oven.

Kim and I did an Ohio Pot Pie, fed the whole family.

by Rionox December 31, 2022

Nashville cream pie

After eating Hot Chicken you hook up with an ovulating girl from a bar, fucker her and while simultaneously Cumming inside her shit shit out hot chicken everywhere.

Nashville Cream pie I Nashville Creampied a girl I picked up last night. Nashville Creampie

by Rawdawg2023 May 10, 2023

Mayetta Mud Pie

Stomping a turd down the bath drain.

While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.

by Ol' Ball Coach July 31, 2023

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.

Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.

by NomNixx December 4, 2020

Creamy Peach pie

When you cum between someone’s ass cheeks, you make a creamy peach pie.

Boy #1: Guess what I ate last night?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Creamy Peach Pie made by Meghan and me!
Boy #2: Fine Dining at best!

by ratis le sexologist February 24, 2021

Boston cream pie

When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.

"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."

by Shnikkes May 3, 2022