"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 04, 2005
"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009
A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.
Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............
Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.
Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!
Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.
Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.
Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!
Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.
Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
by Moist Mary July 30, 2004
a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama December 09, 2007
by mike mackenzie April 16, 2006
The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 17, 2006