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Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
by Dntwrry3 September 17, 2013
A guy that thinks any guy with a variation of the name Shawn should die if they don't spell their name exactly like he does. He has banana clips to convert to try and convert them, no matter what culture they come from.
Jay Z shot a guy named Shaun in an argument over which way was the right way to spell their name. You should see what he did to Shane for thinking he was a cowboy.
by The Original Agahnim July 14, 2021
Also known as Shawn Corey Carter: a rapper, a poet, a music genius, a billionaire and probably the wisest man on earth.
He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Person: JAY-Z said “you in the presence of a king, scratch that, you in the presence of a God” I wanna be like JAY-Z… a God
by THEQUITOWORLD November 22, 2021
a name for the one and only JAY. used for Jays for overwhelming swag and awesomeness. Finkle Jay is for the homeboys and homies. only
by finkle jay's friend June 17, 2022