Uhlu hands

An affliction when you are in a text based chat, and can't stop making typos, or autocorrect pops in to "save the day." A typo itself of "ugly hands"

Oh, Kien is making no sense. She must have uhlu hands again.

by Lass Lindy August 26, 2017

Glen Hands

To have weird pudgy hairy little hands, like hobits feet except hands.

Don't Touch me with those Glen hands, there gross.

by Stephen H April 27, 2005

hand holdah

a person who can not resist the urge to hold the hand of whatever slampiece or fucktoy is around them

Although Datamaio was the founder of the "Hand Holdahs of New Jersey", it had become clear that her protege, Humpty, was the new "Queen Hand Holdah"...the student had finally become the teacher

by pOOTa September 8, 2003

goth-hands

goth hands - to paint ones finger nauils black. but you have to be of the alternative persuasion for them to qualify as goth hands.

fuck yeah, goth-hands!!
wow thats some cool nail varnish. its not nail varnish bitch, its goth-hands

by the marvolous jackal-fiend January 28, 2009

HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

by SCOTT ` June 8, 2007

talk to the hand

An expression used by mainly valley girl and surfer boy types who don't care about whatever someone is talking about.

Whatever, i don't care, talk to the hand.

Talk to the hand cuz the brain don't care.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Gay hands

When a straight male ejactuales and some of or all of his semen gets on his hands.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jacking it to some porn last night and I got cum on my hands
Guy 2: Woah bro, you have gay hands

by Malger1 November 26, 2016