muffin headed ass

A nigger who has so much hair in their ass that it looks like a muffin

Hitler said to Kyle "damn you have a muffin headed ass."

by Deadhitlerchildren April 26, 2017

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Chunky Jug Muffin

A Chunky Jug Muffin is a good looking Fat or Somewhat Fat girl who has Huge TITS!!!!

Also known as a CJM

Did you see that CJM, she has huge fucking titties!

I would like to fuck that CJM's huge JUGGS!

I could get lost in that CJM's tits!

by DRich July 13, 2004

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Preggo Muffin

The simple way of getting pregnant with out all the hassle, but isnt real.

is something american girls invented on forums. as they think cybering is too disgusting and too much.

Girl: i want to get pregnant.
Boy: -gives preggo muffin-
Girl: -eats, and instantly pregnant-

by MeezAddict August 4, 2008

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muffin snack

A hot girl that you want to eat in more ways than one. see hottie, fittie, fine ass bitch, etc.

Damn, did you see that muffin snack by the bar?

Oh my God! Sarah's sister is a muffin snack and a half.

by Seth/Slade Giles October 30, 2008

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During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.

Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!

by Rod Weidin December 9, 2008

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