just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.
Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).
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A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
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I just wanna have fun

Something girls say as an excuse to be a whore
When a girl says “ I just wanna have fun” that’s ur cue to run.
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Just a Little Guy

When you think something is adorable, but others see it as a menace to society.
Your cat pushed my glass off the counter!”
“He’s just a little guy.”
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Just joints january

You have the whole month of January to smoke joints, no blunts, no bowls, no bongs, papers only
Hey man, i got a blunt ready to spark it, wanna hit?
Nah man, it’s just joints January
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