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Jordane

Someone with integrity, a person who is driven by the things that will uplift them rather than to bring them down. Whoever’s name is Jordane is very calm, kind and cares for others even when they don’t care about them. Very Talented and open to try new things every day. A person who is humble in every situation and will overcome each obstacle that stands in his/her way.
Stranger: Hey Jordane, can you help me with something?

Jordane: Yea sure, how can i help?
by Alwaysfacts4ya November 21, 2023
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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 17, 2022
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Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids
Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie
by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018
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Jordanism

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.
by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025
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Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023
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jordan

A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.
Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !

Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!
by starneisha lemon March 10, 2019
mugGet the jordanmug.

pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke
pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
mugGet the pulling a jordanmug.

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