Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.

Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."

by Binsky September 30, 2012

Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.

A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."

by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011

internet

the internet is a big truck

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck

by African Leader May 26, 2019

Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.

Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.

by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018

Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.

Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?

by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018