ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.
"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."
by boom.right? December 31, 2011
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Passing Ass

Passing Ass is when someone FARTS!
by jspoke73 February 28, 2011
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donkey ass

Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.
Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.
by Alias albino pygmy December 20, 2016
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ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.
you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board
by GATORBOY9A April 04, 2009
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ass percussion

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.
Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.
by booticus June 11, 2010
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Ass numage

A special type of witch/wizard that uses sodomy in all their spells.
Hey there's a new movie out about an Ass numage. It's called Larry Rotter and the Chamber of Smells!!!
by Whodajung March 27, 2018
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flip ass

flip ass an annoying idiotic person who has the qualities of a flippant and a fuck but less offensive and non vulgar when cursing and using vulgar language want do
dude you ripped me off last night selling my plastic balls instead of the candy you promised me flip ass
i told you man they where plastic balls not candy now the jokes on you flip ass

dude your jokes over the top you flip ass
by littlejimmie March 12, 2019
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