Assless House

Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.
Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House

Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!
by Ishmael Sugrue March 03, 2008
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brick shit house

usually describing a person who is very muscled and tough; impervious, unassailable
by Mark Satterwhite January 28, 2004
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alone in a dark house

Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game
Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house

Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time

Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while

Kaelon:fine lets play
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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house of ill fame

Whorehouse, brothel, bordello, house of ill reute, cathouse.
Ken Starr thought Clinton turned the White House into a house of ill fame.
by octopod November 20, 2003
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House of the Rising Sun

One of the greatest rock songs of all time. The best known version of the song was done by the Animals in 1965. "Rising Sun" is an old british term for whore house. Whether or not that is the songs intended meaning is unknown.
Remember that scene in Casino where all the guys are getting killed and they play House of the Rising Sun. That was awesome.
by Swedish Bob October 17, 2006
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Round House Dinner

When you hungerly bury your face in a woman's booty hole. One of her most pleasurable sexual orifices. Although small in size and often weathered in appearance, its aroma is zingy and the taste is tangy and zesty.
Yea that's right. I'm a bum muncher. I'll never turn down a hot Round House Dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
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Noodle in the poodle house

The meaning is still unknown.

My mother user's it when talking to either dogs or cats. Howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them.

Im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child.

I once thought "maybe my mothers crazy/dementia" but who knows.

To this day it is still a mystery.
"looks theirs a noodle in the poodle house

Mother singing "a noodle and a poodle in the stinky house, the noodle and a poodle and a stinky mouse"
by Jimmybuttons-760 May 21, 2017
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