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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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Douche Bag

The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.
Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.
by B2daG December 23, 2010
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Douche Canoe

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"
by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015
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Diva Douche

A Diva Douche is a professional athlete with a ridiculous ego who thinks they are more than their team, and becomes a turncoat as they make decisions for themself at the expense of the team that made a name for them in the first place. Notable examples include Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell, formerly of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
I cannot wait to burn the jerseys of the diva douches that screwed us over last season.
by DrRorscharch March 14, 2019
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Douche Bag

one who thinks they are the shit. wen in fact they are just shit. very likely to be of a wog or hispanic background. but not necessarily. many an australian people have become douche bags.
liam martin, tim cullen are examples of australian douche bags.
there are too many european douche bags to list
by osulllivan October 8, 2006
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douche chill

the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.
bob: yo tom i heard you banged some really fat chick last nite.

tom: yeah it was your sister.

dick: DOUCHE CHILL!
by lonewolf January 3, 2005
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douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.
Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.
by Bill March 15, 2004
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