Not Thanos
‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’
‘Sir this is 911’
by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 5, 2019

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X
Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning
Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning
by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2023

When you beat the shit out of someone in a dealer in CRIMINALITY BETA on The platform known as ROBLOX, or one 'tap' someone with an ithaca (preferably 'super shotty') while they are at 100% health points.
by Phromes January 4, 2022

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020

Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.
by RussianJew December 30, 2020

by anonymous April 6, 2022
