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Swamp Donkey 

Holy Shit! Phart Simpson just hit a swamp donkey! Holy Shit!

Swamp Donkey 

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
Swamp Donkey by BugMama December 19, 2022

Yellow Donkey 

A Democrat who says they stand with Ukraine, the president and the war against Putin, yet insists on staying safe at home, urging others to do the actual fighting and dying. A variant from Operation Yellow Elephant, a program devised by Jesus' General, to encourage attendees at The Young Republican National Convention to enlist in the military back in the 2000's. See OperationYellowElephant.com
The Yellow Donkey feels smug about anyone not wanting Ukraine's people to be slaughtered in a senseless war, and views peace activists as "Putin Puppets", "Trump Supporters", or "Racist". The Yellow Donkey supports their President as the president sabotages peace talks over and over again. The "Yellow Donkey" believes its perfectly moral to cheerlead a war against Russia, as long as anybody else but them has to die in that war.
"Why should I have to fight in Ukraine? Putin is the one who invaded". And with that, the Yellow Donkey sipped his ten dollar latte, mean tweeted slurs against peace activists while virtue signaling to the world with his "I stand with Ukraine" shirt with matching Blue and Yellow slacks, that he is a tough guy standing for justice.
Yellow Donkey by Maddow's General February 28, 2023

Swamp Donkey 

A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.

Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
Woah! That was a long home run Carlos! That was a Swamp Donkey!
Swamp Donkey by Smowy June 17, 2023

Swamp donkey 

A girl hoodrat in East Texas....swamp= dirty & donkey=ass
"I bet that SWAMP DONKEY proves the definition of the name"

Swamp donkey 

A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.
LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.
Swamp donkey by SillyBilly99 October 6, 2023