college

A place to achieve a higher education and earn 90% more than people with only a hig h school diplima

In Canada, a lower rank than university.

Elementary->high school->college->university

Its commonly accepted that if you go to college, you are dumb. Also: waterloo, queens and U of T round up the top 3 universities. Western is for spoiled brats.

In the states, everything is a "college". Why no word for university?

"I got into queens university. All it took was a 95.6% average, 200 hours of community service and a letter of reccomendation from the board of directors at my dad's financial firm"-Me

by Dr Doom January 3, 2005

college

when people stop smoking cocaine and start smoking coffee.

college is truly the place to be.

by umeskiz December 14, 2008

Fresno City college

Fresno city college is just a dump that calls itself a junior college. Most of the minorities there are gang members, sex offenders, rapists, and other stereotypes. The mexicans are stuck up and racists, the blacks are just stupid as hell, and the poor white trash will more likely rape you in the ladies bathroom. The asians there are mostly Hmong and Thai who treated the campus like they're still the Vietcom death camp. Takes most Mexicans seven or eight years to complete a 2 year degree

Maria: Oracle, hyde, I'm going to Fresno City college for my marketing degree
Ishsha: Girl, how long is it going to take you?
Maria: 6 years because I'm on the cal-works program
Ishsha: Me Too! You got some weed?

by Cherry Malabimba July 1, 2011

Fettes College

Fettes College is an independent boarding and day school in Edinburgh, Scotland.The most expensive school in scotland, often described as the 'The Eton of the North'.

Posh Guy 1'Ohh , Darling we forgot are Rugby Ball, Will you be a dear and go fetch it for me ?

Posh Girlfriend ' Yah Darling, where is it ?

Posh Guy ' Fettes College Boarding House Room 7'

by lha March 18, 2009

Wartburg College

Wartburg college is a 4 year private school in Waverly, Iowa. It is in the IIAC and is easily the best school in that conference. The worst is Central College in Pella, Iowa, but that is a whole nothing story. Those people down there are just odd.

The QB on the Central football team:"Wow Wartburg College just kicked our butts again, I wish I was good enough to play there, I also wish that the girls at Central were as good as the Wartburg girls. I got freakin crabs from these Central girls."

by cooly-ooly-oh April 23, 2006

Community college

A place where one supposedly furthers his educational prowess after High School and at the end can receive either an AA degree or transfer to a 4-year university. These places can be nice but the majority of them are pretty terrible. They allow virtually anyone into the schools, even if the people are members of the Westboro Baptist Church, the Ku Klux Klan, members of cults such as Scientology, or uneducated, uncultured rednecks. They seriously can't turn anyone down since most of these places are located in politically correct places that's filled to the core with morons.

A community college is a place where the majority of lazy people, insane people and stupid people can be found mostly congregating and these places allow anyone into admission. Being in these places can cause your IQ to drop.

by Digital Preacher December 29, 2014

college chicks

Horny crazy bitchs, not ot metion the boobies!!! They can do anyuthing they want cause there adults and since there always drunk u can make them do whatever u want, hint hint.
So go find a college chick and fuck your brains out.

Maddy and Summer are crazy drunk college chicks so go have sex.

by Suck It Good 431 May 4, 2008