by BoodyODabloons June 12, 2023

by Sheldon_cooper September 1, 2010

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...
Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.
Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.
by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.
Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013
